Lots of 'em put GPF 2008 as the title, But I'm not.

Sunday morning went for tuition. Damn it's early to be in KL. The weekend has been weird. Not that much cars. And we got to KL early. Bunch of us decided to walk around in Central Market. And let me tell you, it's as 'art-y' as it gets in there. Loved the T-shirt stall wit a truly Malaysian theme. You know the Lingam tees that made headlines? Yup it's there, along wit more quirky quotes and stuff. Who would've thought that there would be pics of Mao ZeDong in a cup wit the caption "Mao Tais". LOL. Gotta get me one of those the next time I visit that place.

Afternoon headed to Bukit Jalil for this Global Peace Festival.

Juz some government (or NGO) effort of promoting peace thru a concert of some sort. LOL was shouting some slogans wit Mengt Yong before we realised that the PDRM was invited at the festival as well.

Our initial seats were situated quite high above. Then after awhile the organisers suggested that we change to a lower-tier place. Anywhere else was better, but the place where the police sits. But yea, we were brought to sit there. And that marks the end of the slogans.

Got a closer view of the stage though, although we weren't really too enthusiastic about the events.



And so the speeches started. Started wit some VIP and in came...

Modal/Space flight Participant and now AMBASSADOR OF PEACE!

You know I really never liked the idea of him goin up to space on a Russian ticket. Talk about it in the future. LOL he says somethin like he went up to space and saw the Earth was this small little blue planet and we needed to have peace and stuff. Hello? Lookin down from the ISS, all you could see was the big blue ocean and land. You can't even see Earth as a whole. K no more bashing him on the space thingy. He talks about how he once dreamt about being an Astronaut and everyone could be liek him. Does he even know the fact that NOT everyone can be included in a space program? If I'm not mistaken all astronauts in the world were either from the Air Force or involved in the army. And now he's the ambassador of peace. Argh forget about it...

Notice the patch of dead pixels? I swear i didn't make it like how it appeared to be. "(the M-word) Global Peace Festival".

End of speeches celebrated wit a song and some confetti. Looks like everyone's glad that the speeches were finally over. OK fine I'm guilty of saying 'everyone'. 'Some of us' were glad, k?

And yea, some singer takin to the stage.

Googled some blogs on the GPF event on that day. Looks like ppl weren't too happy about the songs being dominantly Malay. I say "FU*K YOU FOR NOT RESPECTING OUR NATIONAL LANGUAGE!! IT"S OUR LANGUAGE AND IT"S OUR COUNTRY! WE GET TO CHOOSE WUTEVER KIND OF SONGS WE LIKE TO HEAR! WE INVITED YOU SO STFU!! YOU DUN LIKE? YOU GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY LAAAHHH"

Phew feels good gettin that off my chest. NO seriously, it's stupid for playing songs that the international crowd couldn't comprehend, even if it's about peace and love (were they?). So what if this singers were some winner of some show? So what if this singer's some famous singer in the country? If the international crowd cannot understand the songs when they perform, it's a FAIL. Fail as in Band 1 kind of fail.

Back to the event. Erm... Yea we were BORED.

Somebody got so bored (or high) that he pancut-ed glowing cum.

Just as we left the venue the Thai correspondent of the event (I think) caught up to us and asked for a special video greeting for next year's event. GPF is goin to THAILAND in 2009. So yea bunch of us read wut she had in her note book.

After that, she came again and wanted more. So did pretty much the same thing, but wit someone as a solo in the beginning. Hope it's not coming out as an ad in Thailand.

Was takin this pic when the promo shoot was to start.

Peace? I was shouting that to a bunch of (M-word)s (who got themselves into a mini shoutoff wit someone else) and got a middle finger of peace as a return. Bunch of fuckups.
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I muz be stupid to click on this.

Despite the warnings from Gmail, I am convinced that there are enough idiots stupid enough to believe they have a secret admirer or some long lost friend sending them an ecard requiring them to download a .exe file to view the card, from an URL that is magically different from the name of the sender.

Wow I've got an ecard! Let's see... Download? Yes of coz! I'm saving it in desktop for easy viewing! Hrmm lets wait 30 days for my ecard to magically be available for pickup in the real world! WTF WHY IS MY PC NOT RESPONDING ANYMORE? WTF WHY ISN"T IT REBOOTING? Ah well might be lighting strike.

You see, that red bar might not even appear if I've not marked the sender as a spammer.
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Faham Tuduhan? Ngaku tuduhan?

Today went on a field trip to the parliament. Had this fckin bus-equivalent of sea-sickness. Never had a good time on bus and even when i stepped on ground. But was ok after a while la.

The ever so famous building, used to be carved on the back of all coins.
Contrary to common belief, this is NOT the House of Representatives. I dunno wut it is, but the House of Representatives is another building that had only 2 floors.

At the canteen met this MP from Kota Bharu. Didn't know he was an MP until some of the upper sixes chatted wit him. Then he started giving out name cards. I got one and asked him to autograph it. How kind for him to do it for us.

Who says PAS MPs are outdated? YB Kota Bharu uses an iPhone!

So since picture taking is strictly prohibited (cellphones, cameras and all electronics were taken away and only returned upon leaving), pictures from the parliament is very limited.

I got a picture of the traffic directly below us at the place where we got down, though.

I saw Anwar coming around 10 minutes after we came in. I saw Tony Pua coming few minutes after Anwar came in. I saw Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim (MB of Selangor) chatting wit Anwar and having himself nodding rather vigorously. I saw Mukhriz coming in around 30 minutes into the proceeding, with a rather humble looking backpack. He def look better in real life. Saw and heard Najib. He talked a bit then left the room. Same goes wit Syed Hamid. Saw Nazri laying his head on the cozy chair for a while. Saw Wee Ka Siong, he kept on coming in and out of the room.

Saw a few MPs playing wit their phones while someone else was talkin. A few was readin the day's newspaper. Most of them couldn't speak out loud, except for a few from the Opposition. Could never get wut the government was trying to present but apparently the House had an idea of wut they are talkin about. All the others could manage was a few loud coughs that we thought it was some kind of mocking act against the one who was speaking.

Yup, the one talkin the clearest was MP Batu Gajah Fong Po Kuan. Too bad she really need to improve on pronouncing BM words like they should be. Aiks never got to hear Anwar speak in the House.

Some technical error got us kicked out of the parliament. So we headed off to the National Monument. Picture takin...

Apparently there were 2 Varyam Singh's. Respect to both of them (or him).

Some lotus imspired fountain.

And we came to the actual monument itself.

Beside it is a name that almost never got noticed. The sculptor, of coz.

This is another shot of the rifle pointing at the camera. Yeng ah!

After lunch we headed off to the Kuala Lumpur Court Complex.

Decorating the pillars are banners of "Buat Kerja". Saw this in the newspapers before.

Nearby is this place that has a 'London Bridge' design. Teresa if yer readin this, sorry yea for the things I said earlier!

This frog deserved some attention. It was hiding from the scorching sun.

The reception area.

We got to follow a criminal court proceeding. It was kinda late in the day and most proceedings were over. Got to this one. Some drug addict got convicted la.

There's this scary moment where the charges were read to the accused. All his charges were clear and definitive. All the accused was able to do was to admit to the charges and wait for prosecution. Damn in front of justice there's really nothing that comes in between. But of course in some cases we know that interference is juz another part of the game.

The whole hearing was done in 3 minutes flat. Case done and apparently it was the last case of the day for the court. Damn... We waited for 30 minutes under the hot sun and only got to follow 3 minutes of proceeding.

Returned to skool and had some little project of our own:

It's amazing how my angle of shooting made everyone look like they jumped so high.

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Girls are perasan.

No doubt about it. Esp those who didn't really look THAT good but made the effort to improve their appearance by having these fancy haircuts. Yes, those girls, are especially perasan.

The intro:
Today went to this F6 interaction activity at PBP(I). Their skool was nice and has complete facilities. Interaction was normal la. Had this mini tourney b/w the 2 skools. Badminton, futsal and bball. (I'm in no mood to blog about the event coz it's not the highlight of the post, but anyway...) Was especially impressed wit the mini circuit around the skool and is perfect for go-kart.

Our participants (including 'supporters', actually the rest of us went to buat kecoh only la) out numbered their participants. So kinda weird coz we were treating it like our home. LOL. Bla bla bla went back home and went for tuition.

The incident:
So went to tuition la. Like normal. After physcis was exiting the room. Saw this girl coming into the room (change classes ma), looked familiar. Yup identified her as one of the girls involved at PBP. Decided to say hi before she does, you noe to look like we weren't juz playin around at their skool and that we really do have some kind of interaction wit them. Said 'hello'. She looked at me, and replied wit an uninterested 'oh, hello'. The kind of tone was as if I was to tackle her and wanted to know her and she wasn't interested. I was like WTF we juz met few hours ago (internal monologue la). Then I heard her say to her friend "eh why look so familiar one?" I said loudly, without lookin at her "met at skool one la..."

My friend was just beside me when that thing took place. *I juz confirmed this* And he agrees that she's being perasan!! DAMN. It's fckin normal for me to say hi to ppl juz so I dun look 'cool' or some shit. I never had the intention of even 'knowing' her. All i did was identified her. And within that fraction of a second she made the assumption that I wanted to tackle her w/o even considering that maybe we've met before or some shit. Damn she wasn't even close to being 'pretty' compared to another school mate of hers. Damn shouldn't that mentality of 'boys would only say hi to me coz they wanna tackle me, and I shall look uninterested when I dun wanna noe them' be gone when yer previously involved in an interaction program? WTFFFFF MAN!!!!

Now I feel like I'm juz another guy who practices random tackling on girls. URGHHH I FEEL SO TAINTED!!!

P/S: Hrmm... It's been a while since I last blogged about skool stuff huh?
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Teluk Rubiah

Thursday went to Teluk Rubiah near Lumut. Dad and his gang had this promotion thingy wit some golf association so they get a discount. Needless to say the main aim was to play golf for them.

The main thing about the resort is that it has it's own beach. It's a teluk la and the teluk wasn't very big so it kind of owned the whole beach.



While walkin the beach there were some jellyfish washed up the shore. They were quite big.

The kids managed to kicked some sand onto it before I snapped the pics. (yes, dad's friend's kids)

They even flipped it.

There were few water activities that we can take part in la but... Dunno I think have to pay.

Next day, dad planned for us to go to Pangkor Island. By ferry!

Ferry started journey 30 minutes after it was scheduled to leave. Damn sien.

It stopped before reaching Pangkor Island at some fishing village.

And we're there! Got some rental car (it's a van actually) service to drive us around the island. First stop is 'Dutch Fort'. Remember the Pangkor Treaty? It somehow connected to it.

300 years old? I betcha.

Next stop is some chinese temple.

It's said to be the biggest temple in the whole of Pangkor Island. It has got a mini Great Wall of Pangkor!

It has this monkey caged.

Lunch at some chinese restaurant. Not bad la...

Went to another beach. This one has a cleavage as a scenary.

More rocks.

This def has a better beach than the one at the resort.

Evidence that this is indeed Pangkor.

Some quite meaningful poetry. Wut does it mean?

Back at the resort.

Walked all the way to the end of the teluk. This is quite a nice view huh?

Only great thing I managed to do along the whole trip is that I finished Pn.Lee's homework. Didn't take much time though...

Brought my laptop along and detected a wifi connection by the resort management! I doubt that it's for guest usage. Speed was OK la. Detected it in the afternoon. Scared kena tangkap so used it at night when the reception is closed. LOL.

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Breach-able ads.

Ads have been up for the Raya holidays in the newspaper. Some of them are quite... breach-able.

A keep safe ad.

Basically what you'd expect in this ad are advices on how to keep safe. Upon closer inspection:

So children are expected to not get into trouble by riding their bikes in that fashion? Sooner or later they would keep that style but do it on a motorcycle. Lt

Then there's one with money.

I guess with the enforcement officers out in the wild, more fortune is spent on duit kopi rather than duit raya. Once yer caught playing with fireworks (banned but ironically we have an international fireworks competition): " Err boss, you will be fined for dealing with banned substance. Since it's the raya festivals I'll settle it for you with a little duit kopi."

Happy holidays! You know you won't be happy coz the exams are stalking you right after the break.
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CR155

Went for tuition at KL today. Saw this:

CR155. The font was so ambiguous that we thought it's some new model wit 'CRISS' as the name.

Fckin cun number plate. See? Our country has customizable number plates as well!

On our way back, on the bus, this made me disgusted at the way guys are dressin themselves:


Rule #3045: Do not put anything aunties wear on your body.
Rule#9954: Belts have a purpose, and yer supposed to use it to make sure your pants don't slip down.

Obviously this guy thinks his ass is too heavy and it needs some extra support, by usin some aunty-style+lala-punk-rock-style belt. Anyone dumb enough to realise the change in men's dressing pattern might think that this lad needs help wearing his belt coz the lad missed almost all of the 'ring' thingy.

My mom has a few of these belts, so I wasn't jokin:

Blingin'!

On the same ride, Meng Yong noticed something on someone else's backpack:


The difficulty of breaching the bag without a pair of scissors sets the bar high. Or low?

And finally,
there's this ad around my house that's very... i dunno see for yourself.

First you look at the chinese sentence. It says 'borrow 1000, get 960'. WTF? If I borrow 1000, why should I be given only 960? Does it mean that if I wanna borrow 1000 i have to instead borrow 1040? "Ini teori ekonomi, siapa yang ajar begitu agaknya?"

Then you see a row above. It says 1%. Means wut? 1% interest? 1% reduction from the amount you borrow? If it's the former, then why should I even go borrow from the bank anymore? If it's the latter, 40 isn't really 1% of 1000.

Then you see the first row, "Home tuition". WTF? Do they even noe wut's home tuition? Wut does home tuition has to do wit borrowing money? Wut does home tuition have to do wit 1%? Maths ka? Hrmm maybe this is a cost cutting measure. 2 ads in one. First number connects to a home tuition teacher, second one goes to a money lender.

The last thing you notice is the fine print. It's some code that most registered ads have. Hrmm... Since when did the government approve ads for tuition, not to even mention money lending services? Are you sure you registered this ad?

Went to ramadhan bazaar after gettin off the bus. DAMN IT THE FOOD SMELLS FCKIN GOOD. Too bad didn't bring enough money. Bought ayam percik for Rm5. Expensive lar... But nice! I'm gonna get the murtabak next time.
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News Portal It Is!

This is becoming a news portal...

[Quote]

Uganda seeking miniskirt ban

The minister said wearing a miniskirt was akin to going naked

Uganda's ethics and integrity minister says miniskirts should be banned - because women wearing them distract drivers and cause traffic accidents.

Nsaba Buturo told journalists in Kampala that wearing a miniskirt was like walking naked in the streets.

"What's wrong with a miniskirt? You can cause an accident because some of our people are weak mentally," he said.

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"If you find a naked person you begin to concentrate on the make-up of that person and yet you are driving," he said.

"These days you hardly know who is a mother from a daughter, they are all naked."

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Full report here.

Alright, where are all the feminist groups?

This is something like the RM500 fine in our country when yer caught wearing 'skimpy' clothes.

Please don't take these eye candies away from us...

P/s: I created the title after the post. Go figure.

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Yipee!

I dunno but I juz find this pic funny. Caption this?

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