Lulus Undang liao...

Hehehe... The first step of gettin my driving license is done. Pass undang test liao. Hahaha by a one mark margin... Phew! Y lup also pass, ngam ngam summore...

OK for you noobs that are going to take undang test in the future, this is how it is like:

First you arrive at that place (in my case is the centre opposite of seksy*n 4 skool). There you can 'try' with the computer nearby (didn't play wit it). For first timers you'll have to pay Rm10 to get your picture taken for record. Den you get in and start your test.

It's divided into 2 parts. First is the eye test. If you fail this part you cannot con't and have to consult a doctor to get your eyes checked. After that is the real test consisting of 50 questions. It's a full screen interface that is all mouse clicking. You can still change your answers before you end the test (there's a back button). After you done your test the results will be shown. 42 is the passing mark. Den the interface will ask you to go out. After a while a guy will print out the result slip (with a 'tahniah' or a 'jumpa lagi' depending on your result) and yer done.

I finished my test under 13 minutes. Y lup a bit longer la... Maybe next week go attend amali lo...

I'm a 2 boat stepper...

Woke up early to play footy at Tmn Maw*r (hahaha i'm gon censor everything that's gon be a clue to where i'm, juz for the sake of it). CB y lup yesterday night say until I like to complain like that. I said no need so early (7 am), he say if i think too early den no need to go. My ego kicked in and i got myself up around 6.30. Muthafcker i called him and it was his turn to say the fckin same thing "erm, actually no need so early de... Coz they start 7.30...". TNS ah... Very dulan liao... Yesterday say me like very wat like that...

Played with bunch of Bt8 dudes. Knew none of them beside 2 that I already knew at tuition. KNew that Aaron was going but he haven't appeared yet. After some warming up and kicks, he appeared. And good thing he was still like last time la, juz wit mustache. So we played loh. I played defense la... Belum rapat lagi nak main striker ke... Was ok la... Just that my stamina was low liao... Run a bit den panting liao...

Around 10.30 the game ended. Very tired leh... Esp since so long didn't play footy liao... Walk abit den have to find bus stop to rest... Aiks...

At home also nothing much to do. Did some add maths.

Den this thing happened.

Apparently I was with someone while I was with her. Cool I never knew I was that good in courting girls, and I never knew I could get 2 at the same time, with the financial resources to sustain the cost of being with 2 girls. Cool eh? Wow was that a dream come true or wut?

I think someone was trying to cheat his way thru la... Say bad things about me, break her heart, den be the good guy and comfort her, touch her heart and got to be wit her. Hey dude, if you like her, tell me and I'm all OK if you wanna court her. I'm over with her. You can try everything you want to please her and if she likes it she shall be wit you. Not fckin say that I'm a 2 boat stepper. Heck I even have financial probs juz to con't sms/calling her while i was wit her, you think I got so much money to do that all over again, on another girl? Get your mind right man.

I mean, yea she sms-ed that someone said that I was a 2 boat stepper and stuff la. Aiks. I wished I was! I mean, I wished that I could, erm... afford so... Cool huh?

Have I mentioned that the 'other' girl was from another skool? Cool I have inter-skool relationships! The story sounds so familiar though... With girl from another skool... Sounds like someone I noe... Hrmm...

Wutever makes her/them happy man... Hrmm... Maybe this is her plot to call it all off? Cool I dun even have to think about it now! More space for SPM!

BTW Mika's album was a OK. Give it a try.

First full day at ADP Room...

Gotta say that changing classroom needs a break in period. It's clear that a few teachers didn't like the ADP room coz it's kinda stuffy. Yeap... Did we open the windows today? I dun think so...

Day's juz kinda normal la. Normal topic discussion. Normal paper discussion. Normal teaching...

So today I'm gotta talk about the fast food chains here in Bolehland.

Ever noticed how they use their gimmicks to get us to eat it's latest product? I'm not against ads la, but i freakin hate it when they advertised something great and the product is different. Givin us something diff from wut we wanted. This is cheating! This is exploiting the consumers! Let's see a few cases...

Exhibit A

Mmmm... Yummy! Prawn Olio! Wit shrimps all over and mushrooms, must be scrumptious! If it looks nice, it should also taste nice too, right?

X-(

Okay... This looks a little plain... But heck this is wut I got that other day when we ordered. If you could juz scroll back up and count the shrimps for me. I'm super sure it's more than 3, which is how much shrimps i found in the actual product. I barely see any mushrooms. No need to mention the chillies la... 2 sahaja, and it's not evern that visible... I see red on the plate though... And mushrooms... And garlic... If only those were included in the actual product...

This is what i call "you order, you eat. You want a change, wait till i serve the other customers first" exploitation. Yeap. Do you noe how long we waited juz to get this plate of plain, oily, shrimp-countable-wit-5-fingers-and-have-2-to-spare spaghetti? By the time it arrived we were starved! Who so free wanna complain to get a change? Eat loh wut to do? This is exploitation...

Let's see wut's next.

Exhibit B

Mmmm... Nice huh? Chicken with specially made sauce and a nice big fat pita. This must be another nice meal, huh?

Honey I Shrunk The Pita!

(I chose the macaroni and cheese over the salad if you noticed)
Erm... I tot I wanted a "nice big fat' pita? Heck I can finish that up in a shot! I had to slowly eat the pita or not I would have to buy another one juz to taste wut's the taste again. I even purposely put the fork there for comparison, and the fork is a little bit smaller compared to the normal forks used. Sheesh... Ppl say 'wut you see is wut you get'. Well, with capitalists like the above examples, it's kinda lucky to even get half of wut you ordered.

There's another restaurant which is famous for things being small when they advertise it as 'big'. I didn't take any pictures of it so here goes with words. Ya remember the burger they advertise as 'big'? The one the guy holds up and imagine enjoying eating the burger coz it's big? "Ayam Resipi Tulen" translate it to english and you should get the idea. Damn it when i got the burger, it looks fckin smaller than the c0l0nel burger they offer. Where the F is the 'big' factor?

Now i noe you'll say "heck look at the fine prints la. It says 'For illustration purposes only'." Yes I know but they can't juz put the fine print and give the consumers something else, right? You promise it to be big, give big la... Why give small?

I wondered why nobody ever complaint to the consumer association huh?

This is to 5C...

Decided to separate this part of the previous post as a separate post.

So like, we changed class today. Abandoned the classroom and transferred to the bilik tayangan, which will be the 'classroom' the whole of next month. Before we left, everyone signed on the blackboard so that it's the first assignment for the next inhabitants of the class to clean the classroom. Was a fun scene la, and also an emotional one for some.

The thing that we've always been taken for granted is now finally taken away from us. We come in everyday, sat down, talk around and stuff everyday repeatedly. And at the end of the day we leave it without even noticing that we're out of the class already, chit-chatting along the way. And now it's gone. The place where all the magic happens. The place where we run around coz someone took somebody's something. The place where we gossiped about someone we dun like. The place where we made fun of each other's crushes. The place where we compared our results and realise that the competition was always there no matter wut. The place where we had fights. The place where we have bonded together. The place where we started our journey as a science student, and going to end as one.

This is the first thing that have left us on our way of graduating from high skool. Wut's coming next? I really dunno... Wut I'm sure is that we're def gon appreciate each other more (talking about you LT chai...), appreciate everything that had kept us together for the past 5 years, and hopefully keeping us in touch in the future (stop saying that we ain't seeing each other anymore after high skool, dude...), appreciate the skool, the one that has made this 5 years possible, appreciate the teachers, the mentors that had been a human engineer, tweaking us into who we are today. And the 'other' students in the school that has made this whole 5 year experience a tid a tad nicer one.

And damn that La* wanted us to erase off the signs on the blackboard while other teachers were OK wit it. I better stop here before I start making remarks about her and getting into trouble again...

This post is dedicated to the 5 Cengal classroom.

EDIT: Got to know that the PI didn't rub it off in the end.

This is too much...

I've been told that the Chinese (referring to nationality here, nothing racial) are darn copycats. Well that's because they are damn innovative and well, they innovate other ppl's ideas (i dun quite agree though...). They are also darn good at makin imitation goods. Who doesn't go to *insert province name here* and buy a good pair of nikes for a quarter of the price they are charging us here in *insert local shopping mall name here*. Well half the price if not a quarter. Heck my dad even bought a set of golf clubs when he went to Guangzhou that time to play golf. A full set ok? Long wit the driver and the putter. The golf shoes he bought for me isn't quite the comfy type though...

And I always thought to myself that only certain Chinese nationals do it. Those established ones work on their own ideas. I was wrong.

Stick yourself to your Astro set and pay attention to the ads. Blast the speakers out loud whenever you see a CCTV ad. One of it is the one I'm talking about. It starts off juz like any other CCTV ads: beautiful sceneries, ppl, ppl on bicycles, ppl eating, ppl working and stuff. All of a sudden your PC turns itself on and in a moment it turns itself off. WTF? Aiks they are using Windows XP's boot up and shut down tune in the ad, both of it god damn it! Producers couldn've used any tune/song they want from any artiste or culture they want and I wouldn't say a word.

But Window's XP's tune? The one that more than half of the world listens to whenever they switch on their computer and/or shuts it down? Damn it even a standard one kid would've recognized the tune straight-away man... "Mommy are you playing the computer?" Sheesh... If ya wanna imitate ppl, dun do it so obvious la... At least not an obvious tune la... I've never heard of MS giving out licenses to TV channels to use it's OS tunes in the channel's ads...

This is the extreme Chinese imitations can go... Maybe they are juz too desperate finding a tune for the ad. Sheesh the tune doesn't even fit into the ad ok?

Since we're at the topic of Chinese imitations, I would like to voice my concerns on the game show featured on TVB* Asi* every Sunday at Primetime. Yes I'm talking about that one. Yes that one. Sheesh it imitates games from other game shows you noe, most notably the Super Trio game show. First the one where you have to convey the msg thru body movements to another person and pass the msg to the last person. Then the one where you have to get wacked when you laugh (from getsu no gakai, a japanese game show. Gosh the japanese only make one episode using this idea and the taiwanese use the same idea almost throughout the season!). And now this. The one where you get showered if you answer the question wrongly. Damn it, this one was a hit for Super Trio, and now they are using it. It's so lame seeing ppl taking other ppl's ideas to create the same effect. It doesn't work ok? And it's not even interesting to watch anymore...

EDIT: Post edited.

I was running away from *subject*, for the first time

Well not really the first time la. But never felt so motivated to run away from *subject*. And I do mean literally running away. Those who were in the same van as me knew wut happened la... Aiks...

Event of the day was def me shouting at my friend. I shall disclose the case:

Y'all know that he was in bad mood, right? So like few of us tried to cheer him up loh, which kinda failed la (dunno la real or not). Den it came to BM and we were given some stuff to do. Den we had to exchange papers to mark loh. Got one question he was trying to be funny la. Ppl there say if right den tick, if wrong den put a cross, and correct the sentence. This guy think very funny you noe. He tick (means correct) den underline and correct the sentence wor. How the fuck am i supposed to mark? He said he was 'gambling' or something like that. So i put wrong for him loh (coz the sentence is wrong and we should mark is 'wrong' by putting a cross instead of a tickma). And wanted to change and answer but i refused la. But heck i gave him marks for correcting the sentence (i dun think he knows it).

Den came to one question where Syed tot should be wrong and I said it's correct. For some reason my friend wanted to campur. Den he argued about how he can give mark for juz giving a cross and not correcting the sentence and some other shyt la. Den he started to get furious as if he was making me feel guilty for not letting him change that answer previously. Nia Seng ah I'm not letting anyone climb my head den i juz diu him la. CB ah if dun diu him he thinks that he bad mood is the king one... Den we never talked la coz obviously he's the guilty one. The question in the end was also correct.

After a long while he offered to shake hands. But that CB thinks it's very funny you noe. I demanded to have him say sorry coz he can't juz make ppl angry and not say sorry. Nia seng that funny guy say 'I'm right'. Nia seng ah... I really dunno how he's gonna deal wit ppl outside the skool la...

OK ok... Juz ranting... Everything's okay. Juz ran out of blogging contents... *phew*

WTF Trials Ke-2

Yeap. Dunno for wut reason but we'll be having a so-called 2nd trial for biology. It even has a post-script: markah tertinggi daripada mana-mana kertas akan diambil. Obviously something's wrong la... But nvm la wut to do... Add maths also the same, Friday gonna do SBP papers and the AVERAGE will be taken... OMFG...

OMFG for getting more than 50 for add maths this time! This is quite an achievement! (for me laaa, you add maths pros out there juz con't doin your work) But heck man gota have the average taken with the SBP paper... After all the hard work, my work's gonna get AVERAGED. AIks wut to do got ppl complain ma...

And for some reason today only I noe that the AF function on the SE phones is activated by pressing the centre of the D-pad. And it takes perfect focus! Duno la maybe juz too excited but damn it no matter wut happen i'm gonna lay my hands on that W810i. Fingers crosses for my results in the trials!

Torrenting doesn't clog my PC now, thanks to a convert to uTorrent. BitComet sucked up all my CPU usage...

Lil bored...

Look wut i got on cam?!! Like some kind of kamehameha flying upwards... Oh boy we're having extraordinary fighters right here in Puchong!

Click on it to enlarge.

See that red dot? That's that shyt right there!

Ok it's juz the glare of the sunset on the lens...

The sun even looks like one of those kamehameha's hitting onto some building and exploded! See the outer ring of the 'explosion'?

One day i wanna be a photographer... Well a casual one sounds not bad...

Diagnostics...

Today's highlight was teacher givin back our physics paper 3. And it so f*king happened that i lost to Jon by 4 marks in paper 3... I dunno how much that adds up in the total la... But heck that was good competition...

EDIT : Oh yea BI also gave back liao.

Maths didn't give back coz apparently there're MORE DIAGNOSTICS to be done... Heck all science subjects gon' have diagnostics... Physics, bio, add maths and maths done. Now still left chemistry i think... I understand that the diags are to diagnose the weak students, but heck dun make it a stare-at-the-screen-and-answer-stupid-questions shyt la... At least give us papers so that we dun have to shout 'NEXT!!!!' everytime after every single question la... Pity physics teacher had to korek her own purse to print it out for us.

So like until now BM, BI, Physics, Moral and Chemistry gave back liao. 5 more to go and so far only collected 3 A's.... Oh man this is gotta be nerve wrecking to wait for the results... Add Maths do so many practice really hope can get better results. Bio i hope my goreng skills can deceive my way thru. Sej also the same. EST really goreng kao kao. Maths i think no prob gua...

Oh boy oh boy oh boy...

I wonder if he ever keeps his promise...

And I'm of coz referring to Mr 50 Cent aka Lima Puluh Sen. He said he is going to retire from the business if Kanye outsells him in the first week of sales. The media have been highlighting this issue for quite some time liao and it's obvious that Lima Puluh Sen lost by a wide wide margin. Is he gonna step down? Or he gon be a puss* and say 'niggas don't keep no promises shiat'.

I've gotta say that I've not heard lima puloh's CD yet, but I'm sure it ain't goin to be anywhere good. He raps like how Jay Cho* 'raps'. Seriously. Both have the same style. Ya ain't no gettin wut they singing without thy lyrics. Seriously. Sometimes even with the lyrics you would be like 'WTF? You call that rapping? I say that's mumbling.' I heard that lima puloh's CD was kinda bland. The beat was all alike or some shyt liek that... Aiks... The CD cover also cacat...

Kanye's one also not really that good la... There're a few tracks that are quite memorable. The rest juz flies by like you heard nothing... Hrmm...

I've read that even other artists outsold lima puluh... Tsk tsk tsk...

Aduh sien laaaaaaaa.... Arm still got this pain whenever I clench my fist...

Arms still weak...

Today got back chemistry marks. Wasn't as good as i expected it would be... Couldn've done better... Damn it got confused with a few questions arrr... Physics got back paper 1 and 2. So far so good. It's neck-to-neck with Jon ler... Paper 3 will be the deciding paper. Sej also got back paper 1 only... Waiting for monday... But they say Monday got gerak gempur wor....

So like our friend needed to go out to clear his mind off some stuff. Since it's after trials liao we went out to relax a bit lor. Initially wanted to watch movie, but heck most of the movies showing now are horror movies (damn it ghost son or wutever the name is looks scary). I dun wanna watch horror movies ar... Den they all also dun feel like watching movie so we went to play bowling.

Was weird how the idea of playing bowling came into our mind... And since we have our 'mssd player' with us so asked him to teach a bit loh. Was my first time playing bowling ar. Always hear our school players having good achievements only... Hahaha my first few throws were crazy. I think all new players started off with the same stuff la. Ball flew up and hit the floor hard, rolling slowly towards the longkang in the end. So like after a few lessons with our mssd player I started to play better la...

And since most of us are new players, we had weird stances of playing the game. Jon was inspired by dunno-wut and started to name our styles. Mine was the first to kena shoot la... Lifted my right leg high after every throw, he named mine 'frog on hot wood'. Sheesh... Den eugene's stance was also funny la. He threw his hands up in the sky in the follow-through liek how the pro players do, juz in a funny way, and he look like he's saying hi. Dunno how he got it but Jon named eugene's stance the 'flying stance'. We felt that it's quite unfair for him to make fun of ours so we started to name his. And for some reason he has a lot of style for playing the same game one. He had 'drunken style', 'hot pot' and 'ohh seee' (shitting) style. Well i guess you can picture the way he bowls la...

Since i'm really eager to learn this game, i kept on askin Mr Mssd to teach loh. And so again proved that i'm a fast learner *cough*. Hehe... First game was juz an introductory game ma, but I only lost to Mr Mssd. Den the next game trying to put wut i learnt into action la... But heck they all out of a sudden go crowd around the bball machine nearby. Dang gotta wait for them to finish their bball to con't my turn... Out of sien-ness I saw the 'reset' button the the place where you have this air-con thing drying your palm one. Since have to waint for them to finish the bball, so i said 'let's reset this thing and see wut happens'. Damn it nothing happened, but a tilt upwards sent a horrifying picture to my brains. The screen went 'negative'. It's in green shades la. Looks spoilt... Getting worried already, I asked Mr Mssd wut happened, and of coz he also dunno la... Thank god it went back to normal after he bowled. But heck after a few frames it went back to green shades again... Aiks... Dunno la pahlia centre gua...

Second game I scored the highest points eh! Hahaha super-rookie eh? No la Mr Mssd wasn't playing seriously and eugene looks like he wasn't playing seriously also, talking on the phone several times... But at least i got a strike! Aduh gonna get flamed la after this LOLz...

So wut's next? Tennis?

Close shave...

Whoa, was so scared that i kena busted again. That day kena that look i tot i was in some sort of trouble again... Dunno which part of his tail i stepped on again. First thing came online was to check thru the blog and erase off anything that might get me to the headmistress' office again. If you guys find anything that sounds liek it might offend him, tell me yea? Sheesh... Can't wait to get out of this skool so that i no longer have any excuse to shoot him...

Short one today...

Now for the wait...

Last day of trials ended wit the Bio 3 paper. And now for the wait....

Hold on a sec, they are giving out the papers already? Dang it's not even 1 hour after the trials officially ended? Got back BM already, both papers summore (usually takes up to 2 weeks). English waiting for one more... Will update on my results if it's a nice one...

Hrmm... Weird eh? Wut would take normally 1-2 weeks to achieve in the domestics and be done within 1 hour if it's the big thing. I mean, we wait and wait and wait during the domestics, but now the trials one so fast come out one... Not the prepared for the results loh... But aiks JUST BRING IT ON!!! Hope everything turns out great...

So like, juz watched Knocked Up and I gotta say it does live up to it's box office. I mean, it's not as funny as wut you would expect in a 'comedy'. They say it's funny but it's not the kind of comedy kind of laugh, but the kind of... I dunno juz watch the movie la. It's a nice movie if you have the patient to understand the movie. It's not for the faint-hearted i can tell you (the ending scene was quite an eye-opener). It's easier to understand the movie if yer in a relationship or been into one... Yet if ya haven't been into one this movie can let you know 'wut to expect when yer expecting'. And Katherine Heigl is hot... Seriously... Well i noe that long time since i watched Grey's Anatomy but heck this is better!

Oh yea if ya really gonna watch the movie, i recommend you to watch it on DVD, and get the unrated version if possible. I'm very sure most parts of the movie is censored/deleted in the one now showing in cinemas.

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'Gray's Anatomy' is an actual title for a medical book. The show's title is 'Grey's Anatomy' though...

Aiks...

It was quite a funny day today. Really. Coz usually if got add maths the atmosphere will be a bit different one, but today it's not...

Surprisingly enough most of the class had the 'modal paper' already. And as expected those who got it was like so kiasu only keep on doin the question like there's no tomorrow. If i'm not mistaken they are trying to remember the steps and sutff so that it's easier for them afterwards...

By the time paper 1 started, i heard mumbles. "Wah, really the same ah!". Yea, wut else? The department so free publish other editions of the paper meh. Of coz it's the same, and i think you've got the answers already.

Well nothing much i can say about them la... Aiks if science papers you need tips i can understand coz it helps to narrow down the scope to study la. But add maths? C'mon you muz be kidding me... Is this the way yer treating yourself after 2 years of studying add maths? Despite all the hard work in trying to understand the subject better, goin to tuition and stuff, yer settling for 'model papers'?

I dunno la. Wutever my result is for add maths this time, i'm gonna be satisfied. Not coz i didn't 'tip', but i did my homework and had a great time answering the questions using my brain power. Thank god i took the initiative to start doin exercises for add maths after the 3rd test, or not i might be one of them who settled for 'model papers'.

Whoa one paragraph longer than the other one liao, time to stop la. Adios!

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Astrologically speaking, stars are round, not pointed...

Such boring reading material...

K, before i forget:

THE REASON MY BLOG'S BORING

1) The gov is starting to implement internet laws
2) My blog used to be interesting coz I used to 'shoot' ppl, remember?
3) I can't post big stuff or not it'll show up on THE search engine and I'll get into trouble if 'naom*' finds out, again...
4) My life is boring, with occasional jolts of surprise, which is why you guys need to stay tuned.
5) My flow of ideas is not good, not as good like someone I noe, continuous writing get A1... (yea you might not noe it yet, but your essay's the only one that got A1 *this might get slashed off if you LT bout it, which is wut I predict that's goin to happen*).
6) I'm still under-aged. So i can't go around as I want...
7) cam on phone sucky, take photo not shuang...

Okay into my routine-formatted daily post (dun read loh if you dun like it...)

As expected, most of the 5 science (ain't no mentioning the name man, afterward found on internet again...) dudes ponteng la. Around 10 to 15 ppl turned up, and that also coz they have seni and bc. The rest come to lepak one... So like other form 5 went up, only 5 science stay for assembly. Damn la the majilis... Dunno la, very typical...

Super zha dou is when the majilis was about to end with everyone singing the theme song, the form 5 sub science and arts finished their papers and they were looking at the assembly, no need to sing... Deng...

Den went back to class... Nothing much to talk about la... One gang sit around discussing about tml's paper. My one friend got his own tips and busy doin it, asking ppl to help him at the same time... Another friend of mine has his copy through tuition, and few my my classmates are in the same tuition so they also have it. Dang few months of intensive (not really la, but to me it's quite a lot of hard work) add maths rescue all down to tips? I ain't doin it man... I really wanna see whether doin the past year questions helps in preparing for SPm or not one...

But sources say that paper 2 is hard wor... and paper 1 is harder. Normally if one paper is hard, the other would be a lil bit easier to balance it out. So since paper 2 is hard, and paper 1 is considered harder than paper 2, imagine how difficult paper 1 gonna be... Which means that both papers are hard. Not hard as in 'hard on' la (hahaha suddenly thought of it), but difficult la...

Came back home did some statistics (coz ppl were tellin that got median shyt) and our teacher also gave some tips bout the paper too. Aduh how's tml gonna be la...

Kay no more ending with 'wutcha gon do?' shyt...

Aiks tml ADD MATHS!!! WUTCHA GON DO WHEN THERE'S A LEAK OUT THERE BUT YA AIN'T TAKIN IT?

I DUN HAVE THE LEAK TO ADD MATHS SO DUN EVEN THINK OF ASKING ME ABOUT IT.

A rare Sunday at home...

I'm usually busy on Sundays. Either had to go somewhere, or back at hometown. Today, however, is one of those rare ones that i actually got to stay at home and do nothing.

Woke up at 10. Watched TV a bit. NatGeo had Air Crash Investigation. Was about one case where the engines failed after flying past a volcano. Clogged turbines! Aduh... Never thought that i would be blogging about tv programmes... Den got one programme on Discovery about living in the wild one, titled Man vs Wild. That guy is tough! Dunno for wut la he entered a jungle and wanna survive there...

After lunch went to do some add maths loh. Damn it paper 2 2006 very hard ah...Finally gave up when came to Section C... And damn it keep on doin stupid mistakes...

BTW, yesterday i went to Sunway hotel la... Not pyramid... Bukan nak jalan jalan, tapi pegi makan la... Soli loh tak ajak...

Tml pure science dun have papers. Wutcha gon do? Ponteng or go to skool? Fine dun do anything!

Hari Malaysia Eve

Today 'song' ah! Yesterday sleep at around 10.30. Today woke up at 9 something. Long time didn't sleep till so late liao ah! Or rather, so long didn't sleep for so long liao ah... Always wake up at 6 one... Other than a few sundays la... But those cannot count coz the next day have to wake up early again...

However, Saturdays are so fixed... Morning wake up den a while later go for tuition. After 4-5 hours come back den watch TV a bit. Got mood den go study a bit. After that go online. Either that or go back to hometown... I can't wait to get my set of car keys lerrr... Can go around... Nothing to do go downtown to KL walk around... See 'ah gua'... Hahaha

Hrmm dunno today wat occasion, went to Sunway to have dinner. And I noe that if it wasn't for discounts my mom won't be suggesting to eat there one... Tell about the price later.

Sempena Buka Puasa, Sun & Surf had prepared a wide range of food. First, the inside one. It was kinda standard la, but more of a malaysian taste than an international one. No pastas, no cheese (there's a chunk waitin to rot near the biscuits section). Got roast mutton, roast beef and some other typical malaysian food la. As usual there's the oyster and mussel lor. But this time the guy open on the spot for you one. Doubt that it's alive one... They rare oysters meh...

Then the outside section. It's a loooonnngg walk from my place la. But juz take it as helping me to digest la... The food at this section was much better than the inside one. Most of it was roast stuff la, but it's still nice. As usual got satay lor (heck got satay perut lembu if i'm not mistaken, the texture was kinda mushy la...), got popia, got kebab, roast stuff. Whoa they even got claypot yee mee, cooked on the spot and served in a clay pot. Nice eh?

Of coz it's not of all food only. The place we were seated at the outside there and was a distance from BOTH the food sections. But NVM la as long as can eat den ok la... Mana tau suddenly it drizzled... Den asked waiter to change the table to a sheltered one loh. Den got one time i go take food. Got one aunty talk with her friend so song you noe. Laugh laugh like that. That time i had some seafood on my plate la (with shells still on, moving around the plate as i walk one). Mana tau they suddenly so excited den tarik handbreak den turn behind and terus walk you noe. Bang into them la. Fcker ah my prawn dropped. The big one summore... (hahaha not being a kiasu la, drama la...). The aunty also noe she bang into someone la. But fcker ah that time i wanna thrown the plate at her already one and shout "ni* m* c* ba* ah! Talk until so 'song' " along wit my usual curses la. But suddenly the nilai-nilai moral kacau my brain. "Toleransi- sabar, bertolak ansur, mengawal diri". So I juz acted a bit den walked off to the table... The aunty see me walk away 'unharmed', den con't to walk la...

Price? Rm395 for 4 pax. 50% discount la... Around 190+. And it's crowded over there... Really... The food needs to constantly get replenished. Sometimes the plates also have to wait... There's even aunties that are go geng can tarik handbreak and bang into you one...

Den went home loh... Still got where to go la? Sleep there meh?
Oh yea, Sunway did a good job decorating their place with light works. Very nice ar!

From outside the lobby

The whole street ok? Nice laa...

BTW, Kanye's new CD's out. The tracks ok la...

Tml's Hari Malaysia. Wutcha gon do?

Weekend break

Week 2 of Trials over. Now 2 more exam days left until the waiting starts.

Day starts off wit ppl no mood to study. Aiks wut else la... So it's more of a talk and chat around day la... Dudes even sat down and tell jokes one by one. Being someone who can't quite bring up the whole laughter, I sat there quietly and listened loh... There were some not-so successful jokes la. Mostly coz most of us either heard it before, or juz didn't get it. And there're some that can still bring laughter no matter how many times we've heard it.

Lotta stuff happen around la, but i think it's best for me not to talk about it la. It's not like i'm directly involved or wut...

Are you successful in fasting? Try meditating. Helps conserve energy. Can reflect on your life at the same time.

3 days to go...

K i've gotta admit that i'm a bit lazy to update the blog la... Last few days got crucial papers to study ar, like i said, this week is science papers week ma... Not liek someone can have the PC on the whole day...

So like, nothin much la. The whole exam atmosphere was spoilt thanks to 'tips' or rather 'leaks' available on the net. But if it wasn't for the 'tips', i dun think most of us would even think of filling in those blank spaces with answers, right? Questions are on the topics we least paid attention on! Wut do you expect?

And it's so lame to know that ppl you never PM-ed before PM you or sms you juz to ask 'hey noe wut's coming out for tml?' Funniest thing was Sanjay calling and I made him sound sorry for the way he talked to me in skool juz now. Hahaha 'ok ok la i scared adi la... Balls also shrink adi la... Oh now talking like big shit now la... OK ok you big now... You big now... Sorry la... Friend ma...'

To make matters worst, our friends over at the school near to us was too clever to tackle the papers, they brought the tips in a piece of paper into the exam hall... I dunno about the authenticity of this rumor, but hell if this really happen then those guys shouldn't really be in the science stream in the first place... Where's the analytical mind they should've had? LOLz dumbos... Aiks hope nothing happen over here...

Wut else ar... Hrmm... Oh yea today went to Sushi King to take advantage of the RM2 bonanza. Heck didn't get to go for the first 3 days coz got exam and tuition. Today's the last day dudes! But aiks it's juz salmon, slamon and more salmon... The chefs think that everyone go there only for the salmon meh... Where's the Unagi? Hahaha... And i think it's a norm that ppl only go to sushi bars to eat salmon sushis... That's so... Lame... Dudes there's so much more to sushis other than salmon sushi ya noe... Anyways anyone who read this thread, you still have approx 3 hours left (at the time of posting)... So get your butts off that seat and get to your nearest Sushi King! The next thing in your mind should be how to make your way through to that long line that you'll encounter outside the restaurant... Bring along a magazine. It helps. Or juz sms ppl while waiting in the line la...

There's a Ramadan bazaar near you if you can't get to Sushi King though.

tml chemistry ar....

Today's bio was... I dunno la... Paper 1 was a ok, but paper 2 was...

Much of it was down to your goreng-ing skills. Not much knowledge... I mean, you need to noe wut's it about la. But not much to write about... Goreng la...

Tml chemistry. Good thing afterwards i goin for chemistry tuition. Get my head ready for the paper tml...

Today's 9/11. Where's your moment of silence?

Guess who's back...

So like Britney Spears made a public appearance in the 2007 MTV VMA. We always tot that she'll be all hot and sex-kitten-y. Well she USED to be our fantasies, like the diamond-suit-bling-bling-NO!-ya-ain't-no-seein-my-cute-nip*les Toxic video(heck gotta censor certain stuff or not ppl'll sue me for being explicit on my blog), and that see-thru transparent tube without any stuff to cover up her then-fantasizable milkshake during a concert a long long time ago... (for any of the mentioned meterials, a little help from Mr. Google will help).

Den she went thru a marriage with K Fed and when we tot that her 'Chaotic' (it was her reality show in MTV a while ago, sucked big time) was to end with her being a mommy finally, BOOM a divorce. Den Brit was back to clubbing. Eventually being buddies with Lindsay Lohan (will make another post for her in the near future) and Paris Hilton (she's hopeless i tell you...). She also decides to make a hit back on streets with that infamous 'pus*y shot'. Heck Paris was like 'WTF' in those shots...

Now she wants to tell the world that she can make it back to the music scene. Well... It's not that hopeful as she may thought... I'll end this post with a link to the page with her picture during the VMA and a clip of her performance. Pay attention to the artists that were glimpsed by the camera. Take a look at 50 Cent's stoned look. It's like 'where have ya been... This ain't ya?', of coz he'll not be as grammatic as this. Rihanna was also laughing, you figure it out urself la... (hrmm... might be 'LOL! This ain't gonna make it to the top 10') The following link is an article, not to any of those video sharing sites, but a video is embedded. (HURRY, IT MIGHT GET REMOVED BY MTV AGAIN!!)

Britney's VMA 2007 Performance

P/S: You can't find the vid on youtube one la... MTV removed it... This one got lucky...

P/S 2: Oh yea, take a good look at the picture at the start of the article. Hahaha that dude was despo, or better yet: "dude wut's this shyt on you? You need to do LIPO!'.

It's bloggie time!

First of all, yea, i dun care whether the songs i posted is gay or not, you listen to gay songs too, jon... Admit it...

So like, yea, modern maths and sej officially over. Aiks next time i'm not gonna think too much on the questions i'm not sure about... Damn it the first answers were correct, mana tau tangan banyak (cantonese) go and scratch my head den change answer... ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DUNNO THE ANSWER!! Den mod maths... Heck didn't pay attention during class, few marks gone liao... Den the transformations also hang half way (cantonese, 'bun tin diew 半天吊'), didn't study... Did some other silly mistakes also la...

Starting tomorrow, will be the deciding papers. The papers that we decided not to pay too muuch attention during class, the papers that we always kacau the teachers during class, the papers that always make us go shout around for getting not-so-good marks, the papers that... IT JUZ MATTERS THAT MUCH KAY? Tml is Bio, followed by chemistry and physics on the coming days. OMG OMG OMG... I dun like memorizing stuff and bio memang my 死穴... Juz hope that wutever that i studied will come back out during the exam la...

Tomorrow's 9/11. Wutcha gon' do?

Bio is hard...

And it's not coz that it's really hard, it's that all teachers who teach bio seem so blur about the topic they are teaching. See, the school one is blur enough already. Not to say that she's blur la, but... I dunno la, the way she teach is like so simple you noe... I dunno la maybe this is the way bio is taugh around the world but... aiks they dun even explain clearly you noe... Even the tuition one also the same case... Blur one... The way he teach ar... Is like juz reading the notes or the book, with simple explanation which i would also noe how to make... It's like reading 'the apple is read' den saying 'this mean that the apple is red'. Aduh dunno how to say la... They are juz blur...

So like today went to skool, deepavali replacements, remember? Whole day no teacher come in... Was like shouting why the H we're in skool in the first... Good thing our physics teacher came in. Taught the remaining stuff about radioactivity, the calculations and exercises. Before and after recess ar... 4 periods...

After that den go back home, den went for tuition lo... Bio tuition... Sheesh...

Heck i was tellin dudes bout why i dun like the bio tuition and that i attended only for the notes... Hrmm... Looks like have to read my own lor....

This song thing... Never though that i would do this...

So like yea, feelin bored and feelin bertanggungjawab as a blog reader, this is the reply to Jon's post for list of songs that I like. (Dun worry not gonna tag anyone, juz read on)

Let's start off wit Maroon 5. Haha gay band with the lead singer obsessed wit old ladies (She Will Be Loved MV). So like yea, songs... I like the first 4 tracks on the album (hahah go google la... they make an album for a reason - for you to listen to their songs, not juz their hit songs), Goodnight Goodnight, Better That We Break and Infatuation (also from the album laaa....)

Den LP (Taman Berpaut-pautan). Latest album was ok. Not very into What I've Done. Yea agree that Leave Out All The Rest is nice. I used to like Bleed It Out, and that was wayyy before it even appeared on the radio. Was saying that it would be a hit song, and it did. Now that it appeared on every radio station and ppl talk about it as if it was a new song, I dun find it nice anymore... Listen to Valentine's Day too. And my current favourite LP song, In Pieces. Read up the lyrics you fools out there.

And now Mr Sexyback. Ironically i dun find sexyback that nice de... Lovestoned was nice. What goes around come around (interlude) was also nice. Damn Girl also not bad...

Il Divo also makes my list. Listen to Unbreak My Heart, Mama and My Way.

Gym Class Heroes!! Listen to Cupid's Chokehold. There're 2 versions out there, but they are equally good.

Now some miscellaneous tracks:

Avril Lavigne - When You're Gone, The Best Damn Thing
James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover, Tears and Rains, No Bravery
Jay Z - Kingdom Come, Encore
Mary J Blige - Be Without You

Lion - Transformers Theme
Greenday - Simpsons Theme

That's all folks. Shall your ears never feel empty while yer preparing for TRIALS/SPM.

I've got 2 days to prepare for science paper week

The non science papers week is officially (besides sej paper 1 la). The whole of next week (and one more day after that week) will be the science papers, the papers that is the factor of existence of the science stream (duh...). These papers are why we're in the science stream, these papers are the ones that will decide our future, these papers are the one that fuel our dreams. These are the papers that matter so much that we had a hard time figuring out the trick to score. Of coz we haven't mastered it yet, that's why we're panicking...

And it's not even the real SPM yet... Hrmm Jon said that the trials paper is the one that gets you into college, while the real thing is the one that gets you scholarships. OMG OMG i wonder how much the real thing differs from the trials... as in difficulty la...

It's an art that the trials timetable was arranged in such a way that the non-science papers are in a week while the following week is all science papers. Yeap it's much more easy to revise like that, no need to revise like rojak, a while sej, a while physics, like wut happened during the domestic exams...

Moral was ok la today. Got tips from the net ma... Den after recess teacher came in to teach radioactivity. OMG trials got questions about it! So she was rushing the whole chapter and we finished it within 40-45 minutes (agak agak la, it's not as if i time everything). Tml got replacement for deeepavali. So now i think we have 3 days after raya and few days before deepavali as holidays. OMG juz checked the calender deepavali is juz before SPM! As in, deepavali is the Friday before SPM Day 1. Good or bad i also dunno... Time to rush!!

Think the SPM is stil far away? Refer to ------------------------->>>>>>

I think we've only got 60+ days left... That's a little over 2 months...

So like, yea, next week science papers. Have you done redox? Have you done electromagnetism? Have you done circulatory system? Have you done integration? Have you done variation? Aiks... And i'm still DL-ing stuff over the net to watch... Mythbusters!

Next week = teh pekatttt!!!!

1st week of trials is almost over. Tml is da last day with moral...

Whoa today's sej was hard. Never expected Eropah is coming out... Maybe i juz never listened during the class and didn't read it... Bantai leh... Essay part was okay la... Was choosing between 2 questions to complete the 3 questions criteria, decided to do both... Let the teacher decide...

That was juz paper 2... Paper 1 on monday... Tml Moral... I hope my shaky kata kunci can help me through... Coz next week will be... Hard...

Science papers all next week leh... How How how?? Chemistry also not clear yet, physics still shaky, bio ar... Lazy to memorize laaaa... Summore we never quite entered the lab for experiments... Was only once or twice in the past TWO years... How the H are we supposed to know wut experiment to do laaa... Read the book? Yea like real scientists read the book and got the results... Paper 3 arrr...

OK now let's settle moral first...

Tml's English arrrr...

Oh boy oh boy oh boy... You dunno how nervous I was this morning... Day 1 of trials!!! BM summore... Long time didn't do BM liao... Whoa... Was really jumpin around... Sheesh...

Den got assembly summore... Tot cannot study already one, eh within 20 minutes the assembly end liao. So fast fast go to class and con't readin. Not really readin la, juz dun feel like being down there while there's a paper coming up... Relax ma... Whoa yesterday forgot to read novel arrr... Today fast fast read a bit.

The karangan paper was ok la. Juz goreng only la... Good thing the novel part was ok. Coz our teracher gave b4 liao ma... Dunno he so lucky or got link out there one... Whoa bina ayat hard leh... Wut's meracik? Wut's merakik? aduh... Bantai you noe... Komsas part also bantai de... Dunno wtf it's talking about...

Haiz... Tml got BI ar... Seriously I'm not very confident doin this paper loh... Few times liao exam time kena writer's block de... Scared arrrr... Merepek few times liao... Am i goin to play safe this time? Or am i gonna experiment with my ideas again? I dunno...

Wish me luck! Well, i need more than juz luck... I need writer's block to go away... Shoo!! Shoo!!!

TRIALS STARTS TML!!!

Title says it all! Came here to wish everyone, good luck and shall the fairy be by your side (come to my side first la, ok? LOLz).

OK, something or somebody needs to tell me that this is really the worst time to think about this girl thing. Seriously it's bothering me and I have the GOD DAMNED TRIALS COMIN UP...

Hrmm... OK la blog a bit la today...

Whole day at hometown lor... Since didn't go out read the ulasan for komsas. Damn a lot!!! Aduh keep on flipping also still got... But also good la. I never knew there're actually some good stories in the anthology. Cerpen la... The prosa traditional also quite good provided you also got read the review. Why today only i noe that Sabor is about a women trying to cheat on a guy one?

BTW y'all dudes out there, Wee Chee Meng aka Namewee will be releasing his debut album Sept 3rd! RM13.90 available at all stores! Support this guy wei, he's got talent...

Wut else wut else... Hrmm... Oh yea, listen to Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes wei! Nice!